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front reads:

Your husband’s life is in jeopardy and he must relieve his stress,which means sex

whenever the urge strikes him! Same goes for back rubs and other forms of pampering!

inside reads:

So…what did the doctor tell you? You’re going to die!

Hope your birthday is to die for.

Happy Birthday!